Actually, my choices are 2, 4, and 5. As if the combat boots weren't horrifying enough, I just saw the B/X print. Yech. No thanks.

To be fair though, even before we had any details, I knew it wouldn't feel like canon to me even if Joss had written only stuff I liked. If Spike shanshued, maintained his superpowers, and hooked up with Buffy, I still wouldn't consider it canon.