Hilarious. And much funnier than what you can hear from most pilots..or so I thought. My curiosity got the best of me, and I decided to look up funny airline quotes, and look what I got:
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/announce.asp
They are actually quite funny. I love the one about choosing which child you love more in case you only have 1 moreoxygen mask left :-p.